What’s your favorite pet joke?

Guess what? It’s National Tell a Joke Day! Now, who doesn’t love a good laugh? And who can get a smile or chuckle out of us much better than the antics of our furry friends? To celebrate today, we rounded up a few of our favorite pet-related jokes (don’t worry, they’re clean) to share. Ready? Here we go.

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

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Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!

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Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Of course, we’d love to hear any pet jokes you know, or funny stories about your dog or cat. After all, laughter is almost as soothing for the soul as cuddling up with your furry family members.

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